Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
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How to give your Cat a Pill.
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Why do men name their penis?
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cross a spider and an elephant
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Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
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A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...