The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
This is bad…real bad!
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Nuns at the Gate
So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...