Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.