The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms....
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...