I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Economic pressures
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...