Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
JokesGalore defines farts!
Here’s a handy list to print out and carry with you at all times....
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Remaining as enemies
|Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...