Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
The results of a study
|About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...