Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.