So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...