20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
White House news release!
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom...
A very depressed man
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Elephant
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Nine things dogs don’t understand
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Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...