Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Leprechaun Jokes
|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...