Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!