Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...