Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?One, but for...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...