Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe…
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Taking Dweebonics Classes
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES10. They tilt their head sideways...