What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
JokesGalore News Wire…
“Fresh in from the JokesGalore.com News Wire…”According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis...
Show Me The Money!
A fool and his money are asked to go everywhere! A fool and his...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...