Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
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Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Chicken jokes 03
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If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...