On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...