And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
A city boy was visiting the country and…
A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...