Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....