Gone fishing
Henry Abel’s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Bad News 4
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news, which shall I tell...