Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...