Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...