yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.