Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Female hormones in beer
|Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...