Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Once upon a time!
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter,...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...