Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...