A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
The ladder to success!
A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into...
2 friends a hunting!
Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...