Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
Factory Workers
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...