Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...