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“…clamp…sponge…scalpel…oops…”
Who has the ring?
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Computer Illiteracy
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An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
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Q. Why is the section of body between a womans breasts and her croutch...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
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God and Moses went golfing.
God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came...
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cross a firefly and a moth
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