Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
The dumb blonde and her used car!
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...