Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
The price is right
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for a weekend to gamble. He lostthe shirt...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...