Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...