What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...