Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Snowmen & Snowwomen
Q: How can you tell the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?A: SNOWBALLS!!!
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Two guys were discussing popular family trends…
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, “I...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Following some duty overseas, the officers…
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home...