I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....