Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...