Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...
Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
10 Signs Your Broker …..
Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash “He can’t come to the phone right...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...