First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
A horse and a rabbit
A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...