The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...