Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Computer Dictionary Part I
BIT – A word used to describe computers, as in “Our daughter’s computer cost...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.