The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?