String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...