Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...