Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...