Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...