Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Having Babies Questions
Mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her youngest daughter...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....