What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Golf Genie
Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course,...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
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During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
Dirty minds
Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!