I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Insult Collection #7
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...