The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...