Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...