Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...